Saturday, March 14, 2020

#AngreziMedium #HindiBollywoodFilmMovieReview #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas


Bollywood Film Review

Johnson Thomas

Stellar performances fail to raise the pitch here



Film: Angrezi Medium



Cast: Irrfan Khan, Radhika Madan, Kareena Kapoor, Dimple Kapadia, Manu Rishi Chaddha, Deepak Dobriyal, Pankaj Tripathi, Ranvir Shorey, Kiku Sharda

Director: Homi Adajania

Rating: * * ½

Runtime: 150 mins



Dinesh Vijan and team Maddock Films attempt to reclaim the success of ‘Hindi Medium’ by presenting this sequel ‘Angrezi Medium’ directed by Homi Adajania instead of Saket Gokhale. The film has some wonderful performances and a riveting father-daughter-bonding track but the unwieldy length and the sloppily sub-plotted shenanigans drag it down to tedium.



The film has a dream cast and Adajania has corralled their craft with superb control - every performer gives off their best, yet the scripting is so lazy, largely devoid of humor that the narrative is unable to make much of that benefit. The writing and situations are hackneyed – even though most of the characters in the film have clearly defined roles to play. Champak Bansal (Irrfan) a typical, simple, small-town owner of a Ghasitaram sweet shop in Udaipur, who has a running war of words with his cousin Gopi (Deepak Dobriyal) who claims his own shop as the original one, is a widower with a teenage daughter Tarika(Radhika Madan) who aims to go to England for her undergraduate studies. A reluctant Champak eventually gives in to his darling daughter’s dream even though he has to put his very livelihood and heritage up for sale.



The build-up to the point where Champak agrees to let Tarika go to London in case she scores 90% in her finals, is wonderfully woven and riveting. Thereafter the narrative goes into hallucinatory mode attempting slapstick and whatnot to shore-up the laughs. But the tiresome, ridiculous situations that the bumbling Twosome Champak and Gopi get into, are not exactly funny. The manner in which they mess up their immigration question at the airport first time round is downright foolish. The second time round they make it through as Pakistanis, bump into an undercover cop (Kareena) and under bizarre coincidental circumstances become friends with her Mom (Dimple). Kiku Sharda as the go-to person for everything from ticketing, visas, hawala to illegal immigration and Pankaj Tripathi as his ‘wannabe-Arab’ counterpoint fail to rake up the laughs within their poorly conceived subplots. Even Ranvir Shorey as the Indian friend in London, a conman, is sorely wasted here.



The film wants to highlight the father’s love for his daughter and goes to extraordinary lengths to show us he can do anything to make his daughter’s dream come true. But there’s no reasoning with the script as it gets the duo to play dice, bet on cricket and eventually sell-off their brand-name to the ready-to-appropriate-it-at-whatever-cost Chandiram(Manu Rishi Chaddha). It felt as if the writer did not believe in his own storyline and concocted something way beyond what anyone could do in this situation. This fantastic exaggeration only belittles what came before it and makes the second half a rather unexciting watch. Nevertheless, this is Irrfan and Radhika Madan’s film. They mesh well as father-daughter and give off their best even while the script goes haywire. The supporting performers are also memorably distinctive here. Adajania fails to lighten up the narrative temper and his signature quirkiness doesn’t quite pay-off in the manner it did in his earlier films. If Adajania had the luxury of cutting down the length to a bearable limit this film would have been a richer and much more satisfying experience. The use of in-film branding (Ghasitaram) may have made this film much more economically viable but the unexpected Carona Virus pandemic is more than likely to take a chunk out of its expected profits



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Saturday, March 7, 2020

#Baaghi3 #HindiBollywoodFilmMovieReview #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas


Bollywood Film Review

Johnson Thomas

Stunted, Rebel without cause



Film: Baaghi 3

Cast: Tiger Shroff, Shraddha Kapoor, Ritesh Deshmukh, Jaideep Ahlawat, Vijay Verma, Satish Kaushik, Virendra Saxena, Ankita Lokhande, Jackie Shroff, Jameel Khoury, Disha Patani

Director: Ahmed Khan

Rating: * *

Runtime: 143 mins



The title may imply sequel but this third edition merely takes a ‘stunted’ franchise to further depths. Remake of Tamil Film Vettai (2012), the makers call it a spiritual sequel( Don’t know what that means?) to Baaghi and Baaghi2. A one-man army against fierce terrorists in a foreign land, this Tiger Shroff stunts showcase displays a whole lot of brawn…but, hey! Where’s the brain? Vikram(Riteish Deshmukh), a cop, older brother and much beloved to Ronnie(Tiger Shroff), gets abducted by a dreaded terrorist group, Jaish-e-Lashkar in Syria and Ronnie who has been fiercely protective all along( we see him rescue his brother from umpteen dicey situations before this happens), goes all out to rescue his brother. The mystery here is that Vikram has a handicap and no one (not even the director or scriptwriter) knows what it is…(sic).



Of course, one can’t figure out why Ronnie needs to rescue Vikram when the Indian Police force and various diplomatic missions exist for that purpose. But the film’s tagline ‘…Bhai pe aati hai, toh main phod deta hoon’ makes it clear that its his job alone.



Even though the film isn’t technically snazzy ( the CGI is patchy, camerawork is headache inducing and background noise is deafening) Tiger Shroff makes it battle worthy. His impressively sleek musculature is definitely a work of art. His moves are athletic, the stunt choreography (Ram Laxman & Khecha Khampadkee) is Hollywood worthy and the sheer speed, power and almost balletic smoothness of execution allow for quite an adrenaline gush. And there’s enough arsenal around, to fight a war. But an over two-hour runtime cannot sustain on adrenaline alone. Tiger’s expressiveness remains one note, while Riteish fails to register his emotive capabilities because he is hampered by a badly written role. The villain Abu Jamal, played by Jameel Khoury looks impressively menacing but even that seems too simulated a performance. Shraddha, Ankita and Disha add up to a fair bit of window dressing. The rest of the cast (and that includes able performers like Jackie Shroff, Jaideep Ahlawat & Vijay Verma) have little to do other than provide the maddening masala for this mayhem. The film has some obvious bromantic overtures which could well have been misconstrued and the sometimes double edged dialogues are mostly dead-weight in a narrative that is pumped-up with senseless action.

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#Kaamyaab #HindiBollywoodFilmMovieReview #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas


Bollywood Film Review

Johnson Thomas

Limp, unrousing tale



Film: Kaamyaab

Cast: Sanjay Mishra, Deepak Dobriyal, Sarika Singh, Avtar Gill, Manmauji, Liliput, Manoj Bakshi, Viju Khote, Guddi Maruti

Director: Hardik Mehta

Rating: * * ½

Runtime: 109 mins



An ode to the Hindi film extra from the 70’s and 80’s, Kaamyaab, supported by Shah Rukh & Gauri Khan (who apparently came on board because the film was finding no takers) tries hard to make the life of a side actor Sudheer(Sanjay Mishra) look interesting. But the bitter-sweet irony of having played nearly 499 bit parts in a career hall-marked by a sex-video misrepresentation, is totally lost in a segue of events that lacks interest and fails to intrigue.



The film opens with a TV crew from Garhwal trying to get Sudheer to speak about his 499 bit roles, some of which had catchy memorable two-bit dialogues. The episode on him is titled ‘Garhwal Ki Prerna’ and the crew are expecting him to come up with some juicy anecdotes that could boost the channels ratings. Unfortunately, Sudheer, unused to being the centre of attention, can’t put-together two sentences for the interview…and that’s probably as poignant as this film can get.



The screenplay has little to say and is imminently forgettable. The characters lined-up(especially the daughter played by Sarika Singh, the bit-player turned casting agent played by Deepak Dobriyal and the competitive in-demand extra played by Avtar Gill), may have some intense moments but the overall lack of tempo, listless narration and unbecoming spread fail to enthuse. The highlight of the film- a scene where all the Bollywood bit players (Viju Khote, Manmauji, Birbal, Lilliput and others) congregate at a Bar, may be instrumental in nostalgia recall but has little meaning in a film that prods along purposelessly, trying for bitter-sweet affect but feeling limp, listless and underdeveloped. Sanjay Mishra literally fades into the tapestry with an unmetered performance that does little to augment his stature as a bankable actor. This isn’t ‘Kaamyaab’ by any yardstick!

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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

#Doordarshan #HindiBollywoodFilmMovieReview #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas


Bollywood Film Review

Johnson Thomas

Sitcom theatrics

Film: Doordarshan

Cast: Mahie Gill, Dolly Ahluwalia, Manu Rishi Chadha, Supriya Shukla, Rajesh Sharma, Mehak Manwani, Sumit Gulati, Shardul Rana Writer & Director: Gagan Puri

Rating: * *

Runtime: 114 mins



The set-up here is distinctly theatrical. Sunny(Shardul Rana) is in his ‘Mastram’ phase making gooey eyes at his landlord’s ( Rajesh Sharma) pretty daughter while his hapless father Sunil(Manu Rishi Chadha) is grappling with having to handle two teenage kids, a comatose mother Darshan Kaur( Dolly Ahluwalia) and a recalcitrant wife Priya( Mahie Gill) who is separated and angling for a divorce.



The narrative was expected to come alive after Darshan wakes up from her three-decade old coma and the family in their eagerness to prevent a relapse decide to allow time to stand still 30 years in the past. The milestone highlighting that aspect is the Doordarshan news signature tune. Other than the basic set-up elaborating a dysfunctional north Indian family and its many antics, there’s little here of interest. The writing is so unimaginative that situations ripe for humour fail to bring a smile to your face. The entire cast appears to be going through the motions in the hope that their mere presence might just tease a laugh or two from the audience but even that is not forthcoming here. Dolly Ahluwalia is unbearably melodramatic as she wakes up from the cold and tries to get on the job of completing unfinished business. It’s even more ridiculous to see the two ageing leads garbed in school uniform trying to convince the old reprobate that time has indeed stood still. Maybe the writer/director thought that old people are devoid of brains or why else would he construct such an improbable, implausible scenario? This sort of imagining is better suited for theatre or a sitcom …and that too with a large dose of humour thrown in. This film is neither cinematic nor humorous. It’s just tedious and boring!

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#Thappad #BollywoodFilmMovieReview #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas


Bollywood Film Review

Johnson Thomas

The ‘SLAP’ that went awry

Film: Thappad



Cast: Tapsee Pannu, Pavail Glati, Ratna Pathak Shah, Kumud Mishra, Manav Kaul, Naila Grewal, Tanvi Azmi, Ram Kapoor, Maya Sarao, Dia Mirza

Director: Anubhav Sinha

Rating: * * ½

Runtime: 141 mins

Anubhav Sinha’s cause happy film is not about Domestic violence or abuse, it’s merely about taking a stand on issues in a marriage that allow one party to be dominant over the other. It’s also about a woman’s right to prevent any form of violence on her person – even if it be inadvertent. Probably, this one is going to be a hard nut to crack for the predominantly patriarchally inclined men and women from the Indian audience.



Presented as a caution against physical violence in marriage along with some choice pyrrhic dialogues to support that leitmotif, the film takes a clear-cut stand but the viewers might not be as enamoured of the flag wagging tale as the strident feminists and gender equality arm-chair activists and critics who want to showcase themselves as being politically correct. In Sinha’s film, the protagonist Amrita ( Tapsee Pannu) who hitherto had been a home and hearth persona suddenly goes stridently feminist in her approach to a marital infarction. The script fails to justify that implausible transformation and even with the punch-wielding dialogues forcefully championing that cause, it fails to make sense.



Since the act comes after a convincing pattern of domestic bliss with Amrita willingly embroiling herself in home affairs while her fiercely ambitious husband Vikram (Pavail Gulati) pursues his breadwinning endeavour – the entire construct of an abused wife deciding against continuing her marriage despite the overwhelming social pressure to forgive and forget seem totally contrived and illogical. It not only trivialises marriage as an institution but also paints the protagonist as a wilful, unforgiving partner whose sense of outrage at being publicly demeaned, stems from her own lack of conviction about her own needs and her insecurities than any serious psychological damage from the act itself. Domestic violence is a behaviour pattern executed over time and this Anubhav Sinha film tries to make a stress-fuelled, out-of-control ‘thappad’ into a marriage shattering edict. Tapsee is sincere but to believe in her latter half transition is to wear blinkers on the very reasoning, gender equation and personalities involved in a marriage. The film has quite a few women doing the dutiful, assuaging, platitudinal diplomacy bit and some being contrary too - but Amrita is not convinced …but then neither are we!

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