Thai Massage #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas #FilmMovieDocumentaryReviews

Thai Massage #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas #FilmMovieDocumentaryReviews Thai Massage #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas #FilmMovieDocumentaryReviews #PicksAndPiques #JohnsonThomas #FilmMovieDocumentaryReviews #internationalfilmfestivalcircuit Film: #ThaiMassage #ReliancePictures #ImtiazAli Cast: #GajrajRao #DivyenduSharma #AlinaZasobina #AnilCharanjeett #VibhaChibber Director: #MangeshHadawale Rating: * * #RukeshHandaPR Runtime: 122 mins

Neither dramatic nor humorous, this moralistic tale about a small-town resident, an aging typing artist going on a secret trip to Thailand for sex (egged on by village idiots and tempted by a naked foreign babe on a calling card), plays out in rather unbelievable fashion. Even a ‘#Shaukeen’ with three lascivious old men salivating over a young nubile #RatiAgnihotri, had much more humor to offer – this one doesn’t move beyond the impractical, obvious, tedious, and boring. Gajraj Rao may have made some progression in career choices by moving from the role of a 50-plus middle-class man becoming a father to an unexpected baby (#BadhaiHo) to a 60-plus sexually deprived man wanting to make sure his sex organs are all on the go – but it certainly doesn’t do him any good as an actor. And to think that a beautiful blonde Russian-India-lover is just waiting in Thailand to give him pity sex is a hoot if you ask me. Don’t know where these filmmakers get their regressive, antiquated, and utterly banal ideas from?